The Vatican has announced that they have suddenly found a new version of the Bible that indicates that the Earth is not the centre of the universe like the original Bible first claimed.
Instead, this latest version, dubbed "the new word of god", states that the Earth is one of many similar worlds and that the people, who were made in God's image, are one of many similar species, some of which live on these "other worlds".
A spokesman for the Vatican said "we stumbled upon this new document while looking for the Pope's copy of the latest Beano, it's certainly very revealing, it's the biggest thing to happen to the church since, well, ever.
The new find wasn't without it's controversy, however, as some people were slightly less convinced about the new findings, ahead of a new announcement about finding a new possible "second Earth".
Scientists, Dr Nick Serosha, head of physics at the university of Utah said "The ESO (European Southern Observatory) is announcing the find of a new possible "second Earth" and I wonder if this new find has got anything to do with all these new planets we're finding recently?"
"Over the past 20 years we've been finding new planets faster and faster. A new planet, in the right circumstances, could be the ideal place for us to find life. Finding life elsewhere in the universe would break the Catholic Church so you can't blame them for trying.
"I would have thought them finding out that this planet isn't the centre of the Universe would have done it but no, sadly not, they carried on through that and they keep stumbling on, old and decrepit from one disaster after another.
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