Monday, 22 August 2016

"Nobody is going to believe I'm dictator material unless I grow facial hair" says Farage

MEP, anti-EU campaigner and former UKIP leader, Nigel Farage, has explained why he has suddenly decided to grow a moustache citing the reason as being that he wants to be believed as dictator material.

Former banker Farage who campaigned heavily to leave the EU says he dreams that he will one day rise to power and rule as a benevolent dictator, overthrowing democracy but says he needs to look the part first.

Farage said "they go hand in hand, don't they, dictators and facial hair.  They all have something, Hitler, Stalin, Hussain, Thatcher, they all have some hair growing on their faces, it's time to step up.

People say they're not sure where Farage will go from here after he resigned as leader of UKIP following the EU referendum.

One voter, Jack Jones, said he isn't sure what is next for Farage stating "I don't know where he can go from here, usually it's the pub but personally I think he needs to visit the barbers.

Another UKIP voter, Lucy Flagstaff, had nothing but praise for Farage and his new moustache saying "the man is a legend, he won us an independence and should be give the freedom of the UK.  

"I hope they put his moustache on the statue", she added.

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