Friday, 26 August 2016

"Take that, Brason", says Universe

The Universe has taken a harsh dig at entrepreneur and tax exile Richard Branson making him crash his bike.

Earlier this week, Branson released CCTV footage of Jeremy Corbyn on one of his trains.

He did so after Corbyn had earlier claimed that he was unable to find two seats together so that he could sit with his wife.

Branson released the CCTV footage to dispute this claim saying there was "plenty of space" as there was "hardly anyone" hanging to the outside of the train.

After the press release on Tuesday by Virgin Trains there was a backlash towards Branson from Corbyn supporters stating that he was a tax exile who was buying up the UK's public services, not least the NHS.

It was released today that Branson, who was on one of his islands, is badly bruised after crashing his mountain bike.

The Universe said "yeah, we did it, after what he did to Jeremy Corbyn earlier in the week we just could let it lie, we tweaked a bit of fate and then the accident happened.

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