"The Olympics are over now so please refocus on us" say reality TV stars

Reality TV stars have reacted angrily at being ignored by the media in recent weeks as people's attention was diverted towards the Olympic athletes who spent four years training in their events for a brief moment's attention.

One former Big Brother contestant, who's name we forget, Kelly something, said "it's been awful, the last few weeks, I've been leaving nightclubs at 4am which is the time I agreed with my agent so she could get some photographers down there but there haven't been any.

She wasn't the only one that reacted angrily to "undeserving" sports stars who have actually achieved something grabbing all the attention. That fat one that went on Britain's Got Talent, Gary something said "What is it with this country?  I was told by a talent agency that all I had to do is go on Britain's Got Talent, sing and I'd get the call. I couldn't sing but they said that wouldn't matter. I've been overlooked for someone that spent the last four years getting up every day at 5am to go running and I ain't happy, it's just not fair.  I can't get enough attention to generate work so it looks like I'll have to go back to Tesco to see if they'll give me my old job back.

Agent to the stars, Stella De Hoy, said "They (wannabe stars) have to be smart, the public don't have an attention span long enough to concentrate on too many things at once and the media know that.  Everyone is going to be focusing on the Olympics so the media's job is easy. They don't even need to leave their flat and they can write stories.  We're advising all newbies to come back next year or at least leave it until the Autumn.

But one hopeful isn't giving up, some girl called Gemma who is hoping to make it big on the X-Factor in the autumn is hoping to use athletics to her advantage, she said "I got gold in my school sports day so I can relate, not with the hard work bit, obviously,  but with the rest.  Plus my rabbit died last year so I have the sob story.  I hope it works, I have my autobiography coming out next year", said the twenty-year-old.