The Republican Party's US presidential candidate, Donald Trump, has sparked outrage by declaring that he wishes to make American great again by rejoining the British Empire.
The controversial politician was speaking at a rally and was taking questions from the media when he made the comments.
He uttered his empty campaign pledge of "make America great again" when a journalist asked him how he would go about this Trump simply replied "by rejoining the British Empire"
The audience gasped in a cliched manner only for Trump to reply "I'm serious, since 1776 we've gone backwards.
Trump then went on a long, uninterrupted rant where he stated "the militia fighting for American independence were terrorists and I hate terrorists, their actions are not to be celebrated.
"I blame the French for leading them on, that must been the time when the French weren't on strike, I heard about that time.
Trump continued to insult the French by saying "Their (American militia) actions' started a war, won by the French, back when France used to enter wars, shortly before the French people had a revolution of their own, riding themselves of royal rule, karma's a bitch, eh Louis?
"That was France's first revolution, they have one a week now, yeah, I hate the French" Trump stated.
Trump then took a sip of tea from a Union flag mug raising his little finger as he poured it into his mouth. As he did so he looked to his left and asked "like this?"
"Look at the Olympics", Trump stated "the top two teams joining forces, just imagine. The US will never be very good at sports like darts and the British are never going to be very good at sports that you need to be sober to do.
When Trump was told that darts isn't an Olympic sport he shouted "well it should be, it's just a small version of the javelin, they let people fire guns and shoot arrows, why not darts?
Trump then reminded everyone of his British ties "I have a golf course in Scotland and it's my most successful business yet, it's the only one that hasn't gone bankrupt. Plus I love the royals, it's funny, when they were in charge we hated them, now we can't get enough.
Trump then put on his long red coat, picked up his musket and turned to walk away. He turned back and shouted "long live king George" before departing the stage.
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