Saturday, 3 September 2016

"Are you sure the Conservatives are the opposition" say Jeremy Corbyn critics

Some of Jeremy Corbyn's biggest critics have asked "What do you mean the Conservatives are the opposition?"

High profile outspoken critics of the Labour leader have stated they aren't even aware that their party has an opposition stating that "we just thought we were here to agree with the government, are we supposed to be opposing the Conservatives?

One of the critics, JK Rowling, who spends her days writing fictional stories about how amazing life was for the working class under the previous Labour government said "I didn't realise they were the opposition, I just thought we were taking it in turns to be in power agreeing with the major things like invading small countries for oil and taking away money from single mums, I never knew we were supposed to be criticising them.

Labour MP for Birmingham Yardley, Jess Phillips, who was last critical of the Government on Twitter in May said "Are you kidding me, this isn't even a feminist issue or something, what are you talking about?  Have they been critical of Jewish people, that's all that matters.


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