A number of rightwing media organisations have said they are worried for the future following Brexit.
Traditionally Britain's rightwing media blames immigrants for things like high house prices, the weather and too many cockroaches.
One of the promises of Brexit was to "control immigration" putting the needs of British people first.
With less immigrants the rightwing media can no longer blame immigrants and some are worried for the future.
One journalist, Ray Cyst-Prick, said that this could be very bad for his employer's future.
'We always blame immigrants for things when we need to, they're our "go to" bad guys. Ever since the 1930s when we supported Hitler's brown shirts we look to minority groups of different ethnicities. If we don't have a reason for something bad happening, astroids for example, we'll blame immigrants, or even if we do we still blame immigrants as well.'
He spoke of the shook upon waking up to the 52% - 48% in favour of Leave.
'I woke about 6am to see the news, I almost pissed in my silk linen bedsheets, I tried writing an article but I had to give up, I couldn't even blame immigrants, as they couldn't vote.
With the future looking bleak some are now looking at what else can be blamed instead of immigrants.
'Back in the 1970s if it wasn't immigrants then it was gays but they're legal now. We need another scapegoat but it needs to be better than immigrants, something that will always be here and will never change. Something that we can all get together and hate, like journalists.
'Oh shit, no, not journalists, I didn't say that, can I scrap that from the record, wait, stop writing....
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