Tuesday, 1 September 2015

Tony Blair: Corbyn needs to go back to old new Labour, new new Labour just doesn't work

Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair has crawled out of his cave to show his discontent at people voting for a socialist in the Labour leader election.

Blair took time out of his humanitarian work in Palestine to attack the socialist Jeremy Corbyn by accusing him of using 'Alice In Wonderland politics'.

Blair said "I think we can all agree that traditional Labour is dead, nobody wants to go back to that.  I introduced new Labour as a way of introducing a fresher approach to the Conservative way of thinking.  No-one likes the Tories so I introduced their policies under the Labour brand"

Blair was speaking as he donated blood on the Gaza Strip and said "Now Corbyn seems to be introducing a new form of old Labour, it's horrible. All of my hard work now appears to be undone.  I remember the days when the Sun published pro Labour headlines and it was me going horse riding with Rebekah Brooks, not a Tory.

Once Blair had finished giving blood he got up, put his jacket and said "now do you mind, I've got mouths to feed" as he made his way to a soup kitchen on the West Bank.

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