Thursday, 19 March 2015

Tories are big, lovable and cuddly say voters as chancellor delivers budget


British voters have come out in support of the Conservative party after the chancellor, George Osborne, known as Gideon to his friends, delivered his budget on Wednesday.

The 2015 budget is a "friendly" budget coming less than two months before a General Election.

Margaret Neilson from Cheshire said "I can't believe it, they've finally seen the light, they've actually started to meet some of their promises.

The budget sees help for everyone, money for homeowners, people who rent, married couples, single people, the old, the young, everybody.

Osborne even promised to punish the bankers making them pay back every single penny of the money they stole, along with the silver they took from the kitchens.

Osborne celebrated his budget by turning up in Tottenham, one of the poorest areas in London to help hand out supplies at a food bank.

Tony Pool, who has worked at the food bank for a number of years said "It was really nice to see George, I couldn't believe it when he turned up, that man has been so much the figure of hatred and disdain over the years and then here he is.  With his appearance and yesterday's helpful budget the cynic in me can't help but think he might be after something but I just can't think what that might be.

After visiting the food bank Osborne visited a soup kitchen where he again helped serve the people, for the first time in five years, and towards the end of the night he picked up his guitar and started playing some tunes and they had a sing-along.

While he was singing the popular song 'Every Breath You Take' Charlotte Castledine said "This is fantastic, he had presents for the kids and everything, I didn't even realise what a super sweet guy he is, I never thought I'd be saying that.

After everyone had gone home and Osborne helped clean up he said "It's nice to give something back to the British people for a change, all we've done over the past five years is take so I wanted to do this for votes, sorry I mean the British people. I begged DC (David Cameron) to let me out tonight so I could come down here and fortunately he allowed it.

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