A group of efficient Japanese workmen that repaired a sinkhole in two days have offered to invoke article fifty for Theresa May's government stating "we're noticing it is taking a bit of time"
The men did a remarkable job to have the road reopened a week after the sinkhole first appeared following two days of repair and further days of tests to make sure the road was safe.
The men, who worked tirelessly around the clock, stated they would have had it done sooner but there was 24 hours of bad weather.
Now the workmen are looking for a new project, a job that is taking others a long time but that they feel should be done quicker and they've cited invoking article fifty as a possibility.
One of the workmen said "yeah, we had a look and we've spoken to some people, it's a little different to what we're used to but who knows, it could work.
A spokesman for the government said "any help on this that anyone wants to offer we'd be greatly appreciated, we haven't got a fucking clue what we're doing.
He continued "hang on a second, are you recording?"
Although another one of the workmen isn't so confident of making it work stating "you see we're used to being paid by the hour, seeing how this should take about half of one of those is it really worth that? I just don't know?"
